Bribery Week

We've learned that the key to successful parenting is bribery.

Some people may judge, but for us, it's all about survival. :)

Monday was the allergist for Jay and GracieGirl. Jay's dust mite allergy is off the charts. I haven't found a free housekeeper yet and allergy meds aren't cutting it, so the good doctor (he's one of the few that I actually like, even if we don't always agree) once again suggested allergy shots. I'd told him before that we will never again attempt anything involving a needle unless general anesthesia is involved. However, with the use of bribery, Jay actually had a "test run" shot in the office, and agreed to weekly allergy shots. Unbelievable.

Next was GracieGirl. The doctor is now thinking wheat allergy rather than celiac disease. He ordered another blood test, and then wants to do skin tests again. Bribery will be involved because GracieGirl has had both tests before and knows what she's in for!

E didn't have an appointment but he went along for the ride, and the allergist was very happy that he was in such good shape, just a week after being so sick.

Tuesday morning was E's fasting blood draw morning. He remembered the lab and wanted no part of it. There were tears but no screaming, so it could have (and has been) worse. Thank you, bribery.

Tuesday afternoon was Jay's appointment with his autism doctor. There have been many issues recently, but the doctor didn't get to witness any of them. Why? Because Jay knew that, after this appointment, he was getting his reward for surviving the allergy shot the day before!

One of the behavior therapists is here every Tuesday evening for Jay and E, and last week, she pushed Jay a little bit too hard for his liking. So he was not at all cooperative with her this week (understatement). She appreciates bribery and my guess is that she'll need to start using it again with him!

Wednesday was reading support and then the chiropractor for Jay, but he actually tolerates those two, so it was all good. He also had reading support on Monday and again yesterday. He's doing amazingly well, and even though he doesn't love going there (his teacher stopped giving him chocolate after each lesson!), I know that he's proud of his accomplishments.

Right now, Nate and Jay are seeing the orthodontist. Nate's appointment won't be fun, but this will be a particularly tough appointment for Jay. I had to figure out that fine line between telling him enough so that he's prepared without telling him so much that he's riddled with anxiety. He took two doses of a sedative prior to the appointment, so I'm just praying that it works.

Nick gets Father of the Year Award for taking the kids to every single one of these appointments (I was conference called in for a few of them), in addition to social skills classes, a school board meeting, two homeschool classes, youth groups, kids' groups, and soccer!

Finally, I have the quote of the week. I'm going to keep it anonymous, although most people who know my kids could easily guess who said it. It was said at an appointment to one of the doctors who loves to inquire about bowel issues. Every single time, the response has been that there are no problems. This response: "Well, yesterday I had a poop that was the size of a wedding cake!"

All I can say is that if we ever lose our sense of humor, we're in trouble!

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